PBR me ASAP

If I want a PBR with my breakfast burrito, I should be able to.

oh-ma(donna)-god

If you happen to have heard the new Madonna CD, you know how TRANCE sounded five years ago when it had musical value.

If you haven't. GO DO IT.

mey mister dj

hip hop? i guess. i guess i'm good at it. been playing alot of it at my new gig. the other night a girl actually told me "pretty fly for a white guy". wow.

cold-hearted flake

It's -10 degrees F in Denver.

That's -23 degrees for you centigrade heads out there.

It's frickin' freezing here mister bigglesworth.