Billie Jean is NOT MY LOVER

So apparently a young woman (women?) is receiving e-mails from a handsome DJ by the name of Kevin Zolitor. Except that person is NOT ME. I'm not sure who is out there masquerading as me but it's a little frightening. And a little flattering. :-) My bank account is safe so far, and I don't think my website or anything got hacked.

And she called me at work. WEIRD.